I suck at texting unless: I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck (Source: ahtnamasyay, via joshpeck)

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via joshpeck)

lucifurby: ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war (via joshpeck)

lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

(via joshpeck)

heliolisk: thatweirdphysicist: heliolisk: I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD What a champ YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT (via sircrazyhair)

heliolisk:

thatweirdphysicist:

heliolisk:

I HAD 3 PIECES OF CHEESECAKE AND ICE CREAM OH MY GOD

What a champ

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT

(via sircrazyhair)

princcss: shampoo: shampoo: shampoo: if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados  she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)   (Source: shampoo, via jenniaceworldcw)

princcss:

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)

 

(Source: shampoo, via jenniaceworldcw)

library-of-crazy-221b:

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

I tried to scroll past