stoopid-girl:

dan-mcneely:

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

#i want a bag of reject nerds#oh wait i’m on tumblr they’re everywhere

i hate you
“Take a shower, Wash away the bad thoughts, Cleanse your body, Put on some relaxing music, Get in to bed, Breathe.”
dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS
cnnbreaking:

the dream
umbraserpens: gracefullikeagazelle: knives-and-pipes: upgraders: most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person   there’s a tool for that I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE? Yes, for the person who exclaims that they could eat a horse, they can settle for the proportion that a horse could eat.

umbraserpens:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

Yes, for the person who exclaims that they could eat a horse, they can settle for the proportion that a horse could eat.

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT