kushandwizdom:

The Good Vibe
lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
umbraserpens:

maddehhey:

oprahsmom:

toocooltobehipster:

how is he posting this from 4 months in the future

this was taken in February

americans

we know
the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and i’m fucking crying  it says ‘no.’ it literally says NO. oh my god (via umbraserpens)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via umbraserpens)

drdavidbrinner: drdavidbrinner: Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT” so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”  the girl did it. truly inspiring. I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.  (Source: megachikorita, via vladismydad)

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

(Source: megachikorita, via vladismydad)

fullyactivated: sherlacking: Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part (Source: relahvant, via jenniaceworldcw)

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

(Source: relahvant, via jenniaceworldcw)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them (Source: augutsy, via hi)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy, via hi)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them (Source: augutsy, via hi)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy, via hi)